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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

mi0da:

when game credits have “Thank you for playing!” at the end

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Reblog9 hours ago with 6,681 notes
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zackfair:

That specific scene in a videogame that no matter how many times you experience it, makes you as emotional as when you first played it

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Is it true Jon is planning to buy 50 pet birds then have the birds lift him away (while naked) and go on an adventure with them

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didyouknowshaning:

You didn’t hear it from me.

Reblog11 hours ago with 127 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

Reblog12 hours ago with 12,801 notes

asian:

mom…dad..

I’m chinese

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

Reblog12 hours ago with 444,152 notes